- Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
- Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
- Bring a hammer, but don’t use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say “Just in case…” mysteriously.
- Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
- Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 ½” disc drives, when it doesn’t work, get the supervisor. 23.
- When you are on an IBM and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
- Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
- Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
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